Thursday, November 20, 2008

yesterday went to E-hub...kanina the arcade bitch damn guai lan....the fucking basketball machine no more tickets then i go the counter ask him to help then he damn jibai he say what impossible then he thought i talking crap then i was like getting a bit fed up lah cos i still got one more credit inside the fucking machine then he talk until he know everything like tt....he thought wad the machine will never run out of tickets or the tickets won't stuck issit?? please lah bitch!! will run out/stuck one okay???!!!!! jibai.....then go there he go check the machine then no more tickets then he go and he give me that bloody fucking bitchy face...make me even wan to whack his face....jibai sia...

done i have juz finished scolding a kaninabu fucking,bitchy,bastard-like asshole/jibai..

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

wah today go ESPS do CIP damn funny...

kk start from the start..

first went to ESPS halfway through then say ESPS vice-principal with carrissa..then i juz greet then the VP ask me are you helping out today? then i said yah....then largi jia lat then she ask me whether wan to eat breakfast with carrissa and her or not?? then i was like huh??!! then i juz say okay..then go the MAC then i thought i had to pay for my own meal but then u know what the VP say?? she say she blanja..OMG!! so good lah!!

then tok about something while eating.....then went back to ESPS.....like what the hell??!!

briefly speaking about the things i have to do for the CIP...its a donation drive first of all...next what the volunteers have to do is either wait at the counter and collect the donated books/toys , sort the books out according to level or usability or wrap up the donated toys nicely....

then i got encounter one social studies book damn sick!!!! got one of the page got these 4 ppl...3 man and one woman....then they have a speech bubble saying sth about social studies but then this guy damn extra make one extra speech bubble over all the character.....then first man say " hello i am the shit maker"...then the next man say "So what??!! i am the urine maker" then the woman say "So wat?? i am the nanapok milk maker...if you want milk then take from my nanapok" the last man say "so what i am the kuku bird and urine maker. If you want kuku bird i can chop off my one and give to you" what the hell????!!!!!

then play table soccer after finishing the sorting out..then blah blah blah...
finish the whole thing liao went around ESPS...made some sand things...very guai lan...then go back to the stupid room again..then got this P?? boy damn irritating and extra...we playing halfway make so much noise then keep disturbing ppl then nicholas got damn du lan go push him away then he cry then the mother ask what happen then he juz say he keep disturbing us then he got more scolding...hahaha!!

nvm this person make me even more du lan by coming back to interrupt and say i wan to play then we at first say no but then he keep on buggin us then we juz let him play lorh...he play damn violent..he so violent until he pull out the handle of the bar..lol!!

then we call him extra boy( named after astro boy)..we all talking about extra boy say what everything he also have extra..then i go say he got extra dick....say finish liao went out of school to eat MAC again!! on the way there we talk about Mr Teo(ESPS principal) being 2nd handed...started when i say his mercedes is second hand one...and the mercedes 2nd hand one is real okay??!!XD then nicholas said" aiyah he everything oso second hand one lah" then we all say wad is underwear second hand...wife second hand....shirt second hand then nicholas say his cock second hand...sick sia!!

then near mac got this shop got the ping pong game outside then i go and play..2 time..and 2 times win prize..lol!! theophilia keep on trying the other day but she cannot win....nicholas oso got win...we both won the same thing..a model aeroplane then we at mac go compete see who can make construct faster..and i won!! lol.....then we go play at the mac...got this rubber band for u to catapult the plane..then we go shoot at people then randomly fire then the plane hit the ceiling...lol!!

then ran back to ESPS and we faster although we took the more time consuming route.....then continued cos the parent volunteers called us to?? then finish roamed around the school then finally went home..

Saturday, November 1, 2008

juz nice can post about the shooting today and the malaysia trip
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the malaysia trip in the day damn suck but then at night its damn fun....

first day quite sian...except at night...at night keep prank call ppl then play PSP,UNO and BOOMO...i stayed up the whole night playing PSP...kenny's PSP....then b4 go there i go bathe then jing wei extra..i bathing halfway then he go use a coin open the door....then i ask him angrily"why u open the door" then jing wei gave me the most ridiculous answer...he said.." i want to brush my teeth" WTF!!

second day...heh heh heh...i got my revenge...he bathing half way then i did the same thing without a reason...then i call panna come our room come and see jing wei naked then jing wei was like screaming like a sissy....then i not happy yet u know what i do?? i keep the door open then i open the main door...so whoever passby can see jing wei naked oso...hahahah!!i dun like the megamall....its sucks no arcade or something...i bought a soccer ball there cos its cheap.Nothing to do already then go and eat...eat macdonalds....like wth!! in singapore eat MAC then go malaysia oso eat MAC..then got the fries esmond gave us then we go pass around wan give saza they dun wan...kia ling oso dun wan simin i force then to take..lol!! then MR Liu came i go and breack his straw...he like didnt really know what i was trying to do...the kampong is the most fun of them all but then a lot of people get mosquito bites...lol...got owned by syafiq when playing chongkak(dunno how to spell)
then walk around the village the blah blah blah.....this part quite boring....
finally go the malacca hotel but then the hotel is like a piece of shit....its worse than the previous one got the stupid chlorine smell......i and jing wei's room damn secluded from the other boys' room.....crappy lah...then go JL's room play till 10 o'clock cos MR liu come and interrupt call us go back to our room but then b4 tt at JL's room playing murderer and PSP...or else i would have stayed up the whole night playing...

then the third day morning fun.....eat liao go JL's room play murderer and pillow fight...i got taupoked by adrian 2 or 3 times...then got smacked in the face by the pillows for a few times.....after that then have to go liao......kanina..go the stupid places then blah blah blah...then reach singapore then i go through the scanner then the thing started beeping..i was like huh?!?!?!?!?! like what the hell did i do?! then the officer said it was cynthia...lucky seh...then cynthia's chewing gum got confiscated
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now about the shooting thing today.....i didnt get through the preliminaries!! what the heck!!!!!

the rifle is like damn heavy then then got one cannot use sand bag...and btw sand bags are used to support your rifle...kanina only 5 ppl can pass leh...then got 20 ppl.....i was shooting the damned canadian bull then my bullets were like clumped together..and they tested in the consistency that means the distance of the 2 furthest bullets...bloody hell then today was not machine simulated but actually a super powerful pallet gun which can shoot through a coca cola can...the pallets were damn powerful......if the thing shoots you....i bet u will get one serious injury..i get the paper back i mean the test thing..
its damn hard
the whole picture was small and black and they expect you to shoot the mouth of the person in the picture...like wth!! and the target was 25/25m away...the canadian bull i scored quite well but the shooting mouth one i didnt...i can't even get a single shot at the mouth....all is around the mouth there..i cannot see the mouth oso..how to shoot seh..then got another challenge what shoot 2 cans down...that one was chicken although its smaller

and another team competition muz shoot 5 cans down with only 6 bullets...i shot all down but not sniper standard...if u sniper standard then u get something which i am not sure what the heck is that...i aim all damn zhun liao lorh then when i fired my third shot i missed!!....i was like wad the!!cos i normally aim then will definately hit like tt one...but then i aim properly then the thing missed....wah lao!!!(btw sniper standard is one shot one can down so it only takes 5 shots)
then everyone in my detail shot everything dowm except yi kern...damn him...if he at least shot something down...we win liao the group prize....but then he didnt...he lost by one can!!!! ONE CAN!!!! damn him..


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